BuzzFCA: Joke Lang 2.13.17

List of Things to do on Valentine’s Day if you’re Single

Yup that’s right, Valentine’s Day, or what I like to call it “National Singles Awareness Day”, is coming up and BuzzFCA wants to celebrate it with all the single peeps out there! We have come up with a list to help you have fun and enjoy your day while all the couples out there are making out.

Treat Yo Self – It’s a day about love and you should be loving yourself, I know Kendrick Lamar does. So go ahead and treat yourself to whatever you want, just don’t complain to me that you spent all your money just because this article told you to do so.

Check out Fifty Shades Darker – Don’t lie to me, you know you wanted to watch the new installment to Fifty Shades. Gather a group of your friends and watch it together. By watching this masterpiece of a movie (Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 10% lol), you and your friends can all question each other, “why did we watch this movie”.

Use Tinder – Tinder is a great way to meet new people if you swipe yes every time. Just start chatting up with all your matches and vent about how much you hate Valentine’s Day. Maybe, if you’re lucky, you might end up with a date for next year.

Get a free “subscription” – I heard from umm a friend, ya that’s right a friend, that on Valentine’s Day that there are certain free subscriptions on the internet that’ll let you watch many things in HD. You know what I’m talking about ;). You didn’t hear it from here though.

Go to the Gym – Just get your lazy butt off the chair and stop reading this. Get to the gym right now and play some racquetball or whatever other things there is to do at the gym. Valentine’s Day is not a day to be lazy and be lovey dovey #nodaysoff.

Create a list of the Pros of being single – List out everything that’s great about being single. I know there’s a million of them and listing every one of them makes you feel great that you’re not in a relationship.

Do whatever the f*** you want – It’s Valentine’s day and it’s like any other day. You’re all grown adults and you all know how to live your life so why am I telling you what to do on this day. Enjoy the day because it’s on a Tuesday and I know ya’ll don’t have time to do all this stuff on a school day in the middle of the week.

Oh ya, for all those couples out there, I hope y’all enjoying your day too. *cough* no i don’t actually *cough*.

Written by Marc Hipona (And no i’m not a salty single)

February 13th, 2017 by