BuzzFCA: Joke Lang 5.1.17

This is a very special Joke Lang article because if you’ve been keeping up with BuzzFCA, we haven’t put up any content for almost 2 months. Ya I know, it’s impressive, but today we’re finally going to have some content for you! Actually let’s make this an even better by saying this is our last article for the semester too! Hopefully we didn’t keep you all waiting so enjoy our list of:

Reasons why we didn’t put up any articles in the past month

  1. We forgot.
  2. We didn’t have ideas.
  3. We were lazy.
  4. Slept all day.
  5. Too busy partying.
  6. Too busy doing other stuff.
  7. It’s Monday night.
  8. Gabby didn’t yell at us for not doing it.
  9. Gave up halfway through writing an article.
  10. We were ded.
  11. PCN
  12. Spring Break
  13. CMSC420 project is killing us on the inside.
  14. Memes got stale.
  15. We forgot(again)
  16. Too busy playing Super Smash Bros.
  17. Was cooking.
  18. My dog ate the article.
  19. We were sick.
  20. Stuck watching Netflix
  21. Busy learning tagalog
  22. Began to doubt ourselves
  23. Try Girls had much better content
  24. Busy watching Try Girls
  25. Too many dank memes ended up frying our brains
  26. Internet died
  27. We got amnesia
  28. Ate too much turon and the potassium from the bananas sent us forward in time by 4 weeks
  29. Spent the time looking for vests for the night of elections
  30. Started selling taho outside of McKeldin
  31. Designed a computer virus which only ended up infecting our own computers
  32. Held prisoner in the dungeon of the CS building because we forgot to comment our code
  33. Busy watching children’s bbq challenge on the TEEBEE
  34. Peter cooked something bad and Marc had to live in the bathroom for a day.
  35. We slipped and polled into the swimming pool
  36. The April showers got our computers wet
  37. Ryan Umagat and his girlfriend were too distracting and noisy.
  38. Marc took a girl on a few dates and Ryan thought about how much he wanted to marry Gabby
  39. Eric punched Ryan and put him in a coma for two weeks
  40. The smoke from the apartment fire killed our brain cells and we couldn’t think for a day.
  41. Kim payed us to stop posting (still not sure why..)
  42. Found some really neat new subreddits /r/lifeofnorman
  43. Busy making new recipes like bibimbap
  44. Worked on a new app for a month straight because we forgot Bitcamp only lasted 3 days
  45. Ran out of ideas for lists
  46. Ran out of list ideas
  47. We couldn’t think of more ideas to put in our lists
  48. Had to catch up on Doble Kara and On The Wings of Love
  49. Lola needed help with the lumpia
  50. Busy finding new roofs to get on top of
  51. Spent a lot of time writing rawr xD to old friends from middle school
  52. Needed to dig up old pictures of people on facebook
  53. Too busy being pogi
  54. Windows 10 updates started to install without our permission and took 5 weeks to complete
  55. Ryan broke his hand (and pride) skateboarding
  56. Applying to jobs for summer
  57. Procrastinating
  58. Chris Kim took Marc and the rest of his roommates gambling.
  59. Too busy buying cabbages from Thomas.
  60. Climbing the ladder on League of Legends and Dota2 at the same time
  61. Wasting time thinking about life after graduation.
  62. Busy listening to Peter Cheung talk about his feels.
  63. Creating a mixtape is hard.
  64. Counting the days before the new season of Game of Thrones comes out.
  65. Afraid that our article would be so bad that Princess Gabby will release her wrath on us.
  66. Needed to execute a few order 66’s
  67. Power outage at courtyards.
  68. Eric didn’t give us any money
  69. College is harddddddddddddddddd 🙁
  70. Ryan lost his contacts and couldn’t see for weeks
  71. We had asbestos in our rooms and had to live on the streets
  72. We forgot that we were on BuzzFCA
  73. Leo didn’t check up on us
  74. People told us to stop writing
  75. Had to try some new KBBQ places out
  76. Honestly we were really just busy, lazy, and burnt out. If you think you are so funny then how about you write an article a week where you think of a bunch of funny things. No seriously. If YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY HOW ABOUT YOU TRY TO DO THIS. idk tbh lulz rawr xD

Written with love by: Marc and Ryan

May 2nd, 2017 by